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The Top 1 Things I Hate About Top 10 Lists

June 24th, 2008 · 26 Comments · Rants

1. Starting with #1 and working your way down to #10.

That’s it. That’s my rant for the day. Did Casey Kasem not teach you people anything? I keep going to these top ten lists expecting a fun read, but guess what, when you show me the best first, my interest in reading the others drops off so much that I just leave. You may as well have done what I did here and make a top 1 list. Count backwards and build the anticipation. It will work much, much better than the other way around.

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26 Comments so far ↓

  • Ling

    LOL! never thought about it that way. But you’re right. If you list the best one first, not much point in reading the rest.

  • Photobuch

    Yeah I agree with Ling. One point is enough to break the habit.Anyways nice blog.Keep posting

  • SEO India

    Sorry, but I do not agree with Ling. If write important things first you can atleast convey your message to your visitors. If you do not write important things first, you won’t be able to convey for what you are writing.

    It’s absolutely my personal opinion.

  • Best power washers

    I agree, I find it quite boring and usually only read the first couple in the list. Top 10 lists usually do well in link baiting, but putting the best point first is a good way of losing the readers interest.

  • Oscar

    Interesting post! True, although I haven’t thought about top list in that way particularly! Interesting. Keep up the good work! :)

  • custom icons

    Hi,
    Very nice to see this post.
    As Best Power says Top 10 will always do good and can see results.

    Some short and interesting things will always attracts visitors….

  • Wiseowl

    I did writing like this and used the list style a lot because it’s one of the easy-reading styles, plus it makes you write concisely.

    Hm, I guess there’s always the idea that if you put #1 in front of smth, one expects it to actually mean THE No. 1, the best! So, better start with no. 10, as you say. But then again… I, who read the list, might imagine that if you’ve started with the end, you’ve pretty much ended it from the beginning! Here we go again… But yes, I might be more curious reading on from #10 to #1.

    Yet, I think you’ll agree with me when I say that if you’re skilled enough and know how to build anticipation… you can start pretty much with whatever number you please…

  • TigerTom

    Amusing sir, I congratulate you, harrumph!

    Though _sometimes_ you get a good tip in ‘em.

    I’ve learned to quickly skim most Digg-style lists now. ‘Specially if it’s about cultural detritus.

  • Eric

    Hilarious! Excellent point, what do they teach these people in school today?

    Not enough top 40 listeners out there. If only…

  • Ali

    OMG that was hilarious!! Just subscribed :-)

  • Andrew for Trademark Application

    I couldn’t agree with you more. Anticipation is the key to good writing. You have to keep the reader guessing and creeping closer to the edge of the seat. Nice job!

  • hyperhidrosis

    I agree…Casey was an early proponent and often used the phrase “countin’ em down to number 1…”.

    And, of course, Dave Letterman is the current king of Top 10…and he does it that way.

    As Andrew said, “Anticipation is the key…”

    And, as TigerTom said…every once in awhile, I find some useful info. I don’t make a point of reading them, but I also don’t mind when I stumble across them.

  • Monavie

    Even worse is when they make a TV episode about it, that keeps eluding to things that are more lame than the first one! That is why they call it a “countdown”.

  • Enache

    Another way to put the lists : split it in intervals, like top6-10 and link to top 1-5. I think it’s much funnier this way, if you see the big picture with all spots together you saw it all, mystery is gone …

  • Kathryn

    So true. I never channel surf away from David Letterman’s top top ten list. The jokes get wackier on the way to number one.

  • Lawyer

    LOL, They call it a “countdown”, but if they show you the number one first, it should be called a “countup”

  • Used ibanez guitars

    Haa!! Funny post! You’re right – gotta save the best for last….

  • Alex

    Yeah I agree with Ling. One point is enough to break the habit.Anyways nice blog.Keep posting

  • how to earn online

    Yeah, agreed. People need to look at their lists and keep the good stuff coming. Number 10 should be a teaser of what number 1 is..

  • Chan Sui

    Top Ten still have only One, the best.

  • Msn

    Very nice to see this post.
    As Best Power says Top 10 will always do good and can see results.

    Some short and interesting things will always attracts visitors….

  • Maya Tutorials

    Hilarious! Excellent point

  • Smoky Mountain Cabin Rentals

    What is going on in peoples heads when they put number 1 first. You think that it would be known to everyone that top ten lists go backwards. Serious if I go into one and it starts with number one it frustrates me.

  • Kicks

    I love reading top list.. because it is like a summary of the very long article.

  • Jesse @ Digital Converter Reviews

    You make a very good point with this short little post. I must say I have never seen someone start with #1 and go to #10 but if I ever did I probably wouldn’t watch/listen to that person every again.

    If someone actually did that it would be incredibly stupid. Honestly, what is the point of not building up the excitement?

  • Darkone

    The thing i hate about top ten lists is, they 9/10 suck!
    unless the top ten has been written buy someone that counts and has put a lot of effort into it, it sucks and has nothing to do with what you like.
    and really does anyone ever really care about what you like to the point of reading your top 10!
    The fact of the matter, you have to be quite far up your own ass to think that your top ten is anything to wright about.
    So now that i have had my blast for the day ;) smiles all the way.
    Have a great one.